Til Death: Reanimated - distant-timeline-outside-of-canon

@DreamilyDrifting enjoy

@DreamilyDrifting

BRAPBLAST: 999d99999999999999 (40373303013680, 90109230658264, 91527901595095, 25748161443782, 6... Total: 49073951608366940

THIS IS YOUR IMMEDIATE FIRST MOVE

Based? On what, exactly?

Anne Martin is eviscerated!

@demeter!!

funny number: 826d826 (188, 683, 469, 544, 809, 460, 100, 77, 525, 218, 594, 302, 742, 535, 702,... Total: 337047

5:10 PM

@demeter!!

Result: 1d420 (93) Total: 93

5:10 PM

@demeter!!

Result: 69d420 (275, 278, 181, 315, 335, 135, 33, 140, 265, 351, 374, 48, 342, 27, 159, 251, 385, 255, 82, 55, 150, 120, 136, 10, 375, 183, 173, 203, 258, 417, 287, 358, 104, 100, 24, 408, 217, 274, 277, 176, 199, 24, 121, 166, 326, 145, 282, 132, 347, 243, 8, 392, 230, 395, 170, 190, 83, 309, 299, 9, 289, 164, 15, 90, 332, 154, 235, 119, 196) Total: 14200

That's a strangely neat number

!roll summon the death penis

Error in roll: Unexpected input on line 1, col 1: expected D, INTEGER, LPAR, DECIMAL, U_OP, got summon the death penis

they hate my new number

HAHAHAHAH

@ectoMycologist

summon the cock of destruction: 200d200 (145, 26, 117, 74, 41, 111, 35, 153, 114, 80, 137, 33, 29, 90, 13, 93, 75, 136, 82, 12, 21, 123, 174, 79, 64, 171, 174, 12, 67, 89, 91, 200, 107, 47, 200, 34, 78, 1, 4, 165, 91, 15, 1, 150, 76, 109, 120, 185, 97, 105, 196, 137, 172, 87, 85, 187, 16, 148, 148, 60, 25, 74, 102, 2, 179, 41, 104, 69, 172, 187, 49, 152, 143, 78, 125, 175, 119, 45, 73, 85, 133, 54, 55, 75, 176, 146, 18, 55, 134, 61, 13, 183, 42, 14, 11, 5, 163, 119, 170, 143, 191, 104, 144, 131, 151, 82, 98, 133, 80, 185, 38, 23, 197, 172, 121, 109, 134, 64, 142, 3, 50, 108, 46, 81, 22, 58, 143, 31, 198, 182, 140, 129, 199, 17, 96, 141, 148, 45, 108, 69, 88, 22, 26, 175, 140, 91, 144, 89, 160, 157, 37, 166, 140, 34, 114, 27, 61, 152, 51, 195, 106, 51, 51, 101, 7, 117, 150, 26, 13, 104, 173, 120, 62, 15, 149, 60, 86, 39, 180, 1, 180, 181, 42, 142, 40, 96, 68, 194, 75, 73, 96, 10, 150, 106, 76, 82, 121, 94, 27, 141) Total: 19438

guys, should we make a fundraiser

for what

to solve the end of the world. what if we sold cookies

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d20000000 (10076756) Total: 10076756

you cum everywhere

:-(

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d2 (1) Total: 1

you apologize

what was gonna happen on a two

@Wicked Wain of the West

Result: 1d2 (1) Total: 1

that wasnt for anything I just forgot a d2 was a thing

Wicked Wain of the West

what was gonna happen on a two

oh you know

You uncum everywhere

5:40 PM

It isn’t a visible phenomena everyone in the room just becomes very aware of how unsexy the room just got

@DreamilyDrifting

d1.726374637263747: 2.5 Total: 2

@ectoMycologist

.14159265348474: 1d3 (1) Total: 1

hey girl. what

I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Slav's dad

YOU'RE WHAT

anne should be older in that case

true he’s like 35

a fifteen year age difference is weird with a 20 year old

eats all the buffet food

10:06 PM

my belly is soooo big

((I'm sorry

i need to get therapy

sergey helps her out and they become friends :)

I'm a little bit chubby myself...

10:07 PM

Begins twerking it so hard

you're scaring me

Big bang theory intro plays while Jared is twerking up a storm!!

I died for this shit

10:08 PM

I'm going to pull myself from hell to kill you all again

i want to go back to the meteor

10:08 PM

i don't want to find a man with almost twice my age hot anymore!!!

Jared Jackson

Big bang theory intro plays while Jared is twerking up a storm!!

big fan of this message

WHAT

sergey is a dilf I think

mama mia

Breathe down your neck as you open the door. Chills down your spine. Am I something more? Third eyes aint shit. Come over. Look into my sockets. Break your skull. Take your girl I can prove that we rocked it.

beep boo bau beep bap bee boo

What

all the world is right now is "KILL THE LORD" and "GOD IS DEAD AND THE BLACK HOLE KILLED HIM" i just wanna grill god dammit

asshole you don't even have a grill

ill make one

grill deez nute

> Autism be damned. My bxy can grill!

who tf are you even LOL

grill deez nute

@Alice Montoya (@hades) - jump omg you're alive

> Yxur mxther.

hi hi hi

I die? Inconceivable!

> Yxur mxther.

@? (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump Damn bro Okay

Todd Sablet

Breathe down your neck as you open the door. Chills down your spine. Am I something more? Third eyes aint shit. Come over. Look into my sockets. Break your skull. Take your girl I can prove that we rocked it.

i would listen to this song

12:32 PM

and interpret it so homoerotically

Not cool, Thea. Don't do that again.

BBUENOS DIAS LITTLE CARSAR

YIPE!

i love little ceasar

LUCINDA GETS ISAAC... KATIE GETS PHOEBE... I GET WHAT? ~~DEPRESSION~~PAID

mixed up the lines and read that as katie gets iphone

she probably also gets iphone (edited)

yoda gets iphone

MUG MANIACS UNITE

Tyler we have to cook

Wh-- huh?

6:44 PM

Buddy, you are not Heisenberg.

6:45 PM

You don't even know how to strangle an economy.

What do you mean Heisenberg

6:46 PM

I meant we have to cook dinner

my name is ANNE MARTIN, YO.

Lucinda, I'm so sorry for your loss.

9:07 PM

... would a kiss console you?

god

flimbo: isaac god fucking dammit flurk: isaac wake your stupid ass up flimp: isaac im gonna chuck you in the boiler

Isaac: I killed my parents Calcified Dave:

(infernal screams of anguish)

fumby: who the fuck filbert: why is there a burnt man here flinko: where is my fucking pizza

I'm... Clarice Bela-

shoots her repeatedly

BASED

she would also do this with charlotte /j

I don't get a break this is a fucked up sitcom I hate this

10:28 AM

can I disassociate in peace please

Fuck no

ending til death with "and it was all a dream"

a sitcom?

10:52 AM

creamer from seinfeld?

kromer

DID SOMEBODY SAY [[Kramer]]

creamer

Wicked Wain of the West

creamer from seinfeld?

something something seinfeld porn parody

seinfeld coffee parody

HEART PLAYERS LOVE ME

5:59 PM

HADES FEARS ME

5:59 PM

SUCK MY DICK

HADES IS DEAD BOZO

no I ain’t cmere

FUCK FUCK

I’ll kill him myself

6:02 PM

give me 50 years

6:02 PM

and a rockstar

LOLLL u cant touch this

6:21 PM

cant get THIS ass....

Hey (begins bootyclapping

I didn't even need to give you two a chance you just proved yourselves awful immediately

has anyone measured the exact amount of blood ive lost so far

6:43 PM

way more than a human being has in its body i can tell you that

6:43 PM

surprised my ass isnt anemic

not enough blood. Cmere

I've been wondering that too.

NO PLEASE

gonna take all of your other fluids

Hello, Fling.

MMMMM SLURP SLURP

7:27 PM

I SURE DO LOVE BLOOD!!!!!

7:28 PM

OH LOOK THERES A PERFECTLY GOOD BLOOD BAG THERRE

7:28 PM

NO PLEASE

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

AAAAUAHHGHHH

crinkled and dry on the ground

Badoo womm

7:28 PM

Badoo womm

7:29 PM

Badoo womm

7:29 PM

Badoo womm

7:29 PM

Badoo womm

7:29 PM

Badoo womm

7:30 PM

I'm singing 夜間航路

7:30 PM

by fox capture plan

That's so cool

7:31 PM

I'm gonna sing a song dedicated to my friend who won't be named but he definitely knows who he is

"God I'm so gay for my bro who makes stew I'd kiss him so much and I hope he'd kiss me too"

Ela achou meu cabelo engraçado

7:32 PM

Proibida pra mim, no way

7:32 PM

Disse que não podia ficar

7:32 PM

Mas levou a sério o que eu falei

7:32 PM

Eu vou fazer de tudo que eu puder

7:32 PM

Eu vou roubar essa mulher pra mim

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rmg4rooGXj1v7xdh6.mp4

Holy shit is that Weird Al

I'm gonna sing a song dedicated to my friend who won't be named but he definitely knows who he is

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump wow he sounds like a good friend

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

@_ (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump THAT WAS MINE DICK

oops!! teehee

7:43 PM

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

Yo wrath wanna have hot sex

Yeah he's so cool. A true angel amongst men.

7:44 PM

You the guy, George!

ummm fuck no... eugh ... sex i hate sex

then why are you having it with me right now dude

im like two billion years old why would you want to have sex with me dude

WTF

Al Schaffer

You the guy, George!

matthew goes home and cries to his al body pillow

1

what the fuck is wrong with u youre gross

you're literally sexing all over the place man

7:45 PM

It's not even ME man..

IM 2 BILLION !!! STILL A MINOR DUDE WTF THATS NOT ME IM NOT FUCKING U....

Then who was flickering the lights??

NOSFERATU...!

Actually his name is count Orlock!

Shut your fuck

Thanks, George! You always were my best friend.

7:47 PM

Would you like to go get ice-cream, later?

Of course!

Hey, back off! George is my best f-

KILLS AL.

7:49 PM

Y'know what nevermind, the song I sang is now dedicated to my friend Mike Knuts.

im like two billion years old why would you want to have sex with me dude

@_ (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump BITCH IM OLDER AND I FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL THE TIME

> KILLS AL.

@_ (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[[Just use a Phoenix Down on Aerith]] FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 6

SHUT THE FUCK UP SPAMTON

[[For $2000 a month, I will stop]]

I can give you $2000 a month.

ThaWAIT where are you getting that money

My family is rich and all they use that shit for is to fund unethical projects. I'll use it for the good of humanity now.

8:21 PM

And by that I do mean shutting up Spamton.

like... what? zombie vampires??

* You felt your KROMER being absorbed...
* ...Wrong choice?

YUMYUM DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE ANYMORE

... yeah. Pirate zombie vampires, specifically.

the fuck

I do, actually. But it just so happens our deal was $2000 a month.

IM NOT SEEING ANY [[Wacky Stacks]],KID!

Well, that sounds like a you problem.

EHEHAEHAEHEHAEHEHEAHEH YOUR'E [funny? Well I'm about to be]

cowboys 1

8:27 PM

cowboys 2

You know what's even funnier?

8:27 PM

Yo mama.

THATS [Wealthy] COMING FROM [Your]

You know what's also wealthy?

8:29 PM

Not you.

omg you’re just like me fr fr

THATS A [Low-interest] BLOW!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO

It's like my friend Al once said.

8:31 PM

Caloteiro morre cedo.

8:31 PM

I dunno what he meant with that but it sounds cool

[[When you're here, you're family]]

I SKIN INFANT BABIES ‼️

I still skin infant babies

i too, skin infant babies.

Not Fucking Cool

Oh my god me too. We're so similar. We should kiss.

AL STOP FALLING FOR A GOTH GIRL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KISS MATTHEW

PENIS EXPLOSIO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

12:41 AM

Oh I'm fine

I can kiss both of them, don't worry

Al you have to be gay.

al x maud otp

or else i can't call you a [VILE HOMOPHOBIC SLUR OMITTED] anymore

Not cool, zombie girl. Don't say that again.

gay gay homosexuales

Not cool, zombie girl. Don't say that again.

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump CALL ME MY FUCKING NAME

Micheal:

12:42 AM

@DreamilyDrifting

I'm up in your ear whispering sexus penis sperma

the voices are taking over

I'm up in your ear whispering sexus penis sperma

@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Micheal:

WHAT IS THIS VIDEO

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Micheal:

WHAT

THE VOICES ARE TAKING OVER

attachment

@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump I WASNT TALKING TO YOU

the voices are taking over

@Maud Vicarion (@aloe bama) - jump

maud its me the ps5 inside your brain

12:43 AM

Micheal: you hungry? I'm live right no- Micheal: THE ANGELS ARE SPEAKING TO ME

YES

Btw this is the sussy baka guy

12:44 AM

SORRY I BURNED YOUR ass OFF DURING sex BABE THE Angels WERE screaming

Say it again, Maria.

You whisper on Al's ear.

12:44 AM

Alexandre Schaffer, often known as Xande...

I'm gonna kill myself

by the way the character who was the biggest inspiration behind al died today

This is excruciating to watch.

potatoisgood

by the way the character who was the biggest inspiration behind al died today

NO

can we talk about how much I want to skin infant babies rn

Michael would totally do YouTube once he becomes adjusted to being normal

12:45 AM

Especially mukbangs

he should

guys I look just like L from death note this is not even cosplay

He has to make up for the several years he spent barely eating or taking care of himself

WAIT NOH

BRO...

NOAH

holy shit L from death note

THAT IMAGE CAN BE EDITED TO MAKE IT HE AMALGA

12:46 AM

PLEASEE DIT THE IMAGE TO MAKE IT AMALGA

GOD

ILL DO IT IF WANTED

DO OT

12:46 AM

DO IT

12:46 AM

Door

12:47 AM

Doot

Hey guys I've finally started doing therapy

That's so cool. Glad for you.

*screams*

hi charlotte!!!!

this feels really familiar

this is so like the time

12:48 AM

uhhhh

Who are any of you people

Who the fuck are you

hey guys want to see my nudes

yes

What

you show Maud your nudes

maud's eyes comically pop out

you like how my tits bounce dude

oh my goodness gracious

MINE BOUNcE BETTER

Mine bounce better.

Mine bounce better bro

MINE BOUNCE BETTER YOU FUCKS

That's true

Mine bounce better, lol.

I mean pics or didnt happen

12:50 AM

I mean what

retteb ecnuob enim

speak your truth

I’ll be the judge send me pics of ALLLL of you

GOD (edited)

12:51 AM

describe yourself with a picture of your boobs

caasI hcuot fi lla uoy llik lliw I

12:52 AM

edih

cursed spirit do your tits bounce better

sey

Mine bounce better, lol.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump looking

Phoebe please, have some class.

i haven't had a real world friend for twelve years let me have this

man I hope nobody today stabs me

STAB

STOP .. STOP .. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

Same Type Attack Bonus, yes.

you grab Maud and tear his skin off, eating his flesh rapidly

hot

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

your face looks like a pussy bro

Ooooowned

MOUTH. ITS MY MOUTH

12:57 AM

you kill Maud

ok

yo guys I have Homestuck troll porn dm me if you wanna see it

ME!!!

12:59 AM

im horny

What is a home stuck

Aloe. DMS

1:00 AM

:3.

IM COOMING

Hey Pluto do you know where I can buy a engagement ring

STOP GETTING MARRIED TO THIS RANDOM GOTH GIRL

1:03 AM

I DON'T TRUST HER.

she reminds me of myself... if i was more confident... (and cuter...)

Why wouldn't you trust her?

1:04 AM

She's so pretty and she pronounces my name right!

Emanating dark energy

should I become a pirate

Why though?

think about it

1:07 AM

I get to be on the high seas and steal from people

Okay. But why though?

it sounds cool ok

She's so pretty and she pronounces my name right!

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump Alexandre Schaffer

She pronounced it right first try.

alexandre schaffer

Oh Boy

dead *

alexaner schaffr idk man

Okay then, pronounce Elias Eriberto Medeiros Silva.

no

elias eriberto mediero-fuck

elias eriberto medeiros silva.

I don’t want to fuck you sorry

elias eriberto medeiros silva

did it first sorry.

(Yesss Phoebe my inner agent ... ABDICATE THIS GOTHIC SCOUNDREL FROM HER PLACE!)

grrr i fucking hate goths

(u-um, who are you?)

(Don't Fucking Worry About It)

mfs sacked rome and shit they can’t be trusted

(hey phoebe... i wouldn't talk with her if i were you. she's pretty unstable and has a chainsaw.)

(th-that's okay)

1:13 AM

(i'm d-dating a girl with purple f-fire powers and lots of kn-knives)

(now i'm scared)

(also i'm tyler's sister)

you're WHAT

Oh haha that's a funny situation

Hey guys!

1:14 AM

Wait Katie put down the knife

You deck Tyler

steals all your assets *

Tyler stops Al's fist.

1:14 AM

You wanna go, Brazilian boy?

You kick his crotch

Heh. Can't hurt me... I DON'T HAVE BALLS!

1:15 AM

Okay that was a lie this hurts really bad.

smh why am I being ignored I guess I’ll just go back to skinning infant babies bye….

i'll go with you

(yes haha yesss)

i love to skin infant babies.

She's so awesome

omg same!!!!

1:16 AM

we should be besties

She's so awesome

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump Wh--- Huh?

totes

You have weird taste in girls.

What's weird about her?

ok my creator says it’s eepy time bye all

Bye

Who wants to make out RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW...

omg me

What? Bro I'm straight

2

What's weird about her?

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump She just said she skins infant babies

What? Bro I'm straight

@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump I was joking too.

God forbid women do ANYTHING

GOD FORBID A WOMAN DO ANYTHING

JSHDBXAJSBHXSBXHXBSB AZ

same brain

Hey Katie what's up

4:11 PM

It's me Tyler I'm in a Freddy suit

wtf

Wh-- That's not true.

Uh. Who the fuck is in that suit.

...

RUN

NOOO TYLERRRR GET OUT OF THERE YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN THERE TYLER IT'S FOR ENDOSKELETONS ONLY TYLERRRR

Katie is incinerated!

KATIEEEEE

4:13 PM

Y... You'll pay for this.

Everyone is incinerated!

Tyler summons his stand,

4:13 PM

PETER GRIFFIN.

HOOOLY SHT

You summon your stand.

No one was incinerated, actually.

JTM: ...-

4:13 PM

Damn what was it again

4:13 PM

Tul!list

DreamilyDrifting

DreamilyDrifting#3186's registered tuppers (page 1/9 of 44 total results) (page 1/9 of 44 total results)

Cherry Zirconia

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Him

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Dave Strider

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Johnny Test

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Johnny Test and Megalovania

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it was sans

fuck

I know it was sans I didn't know the brackets

4:14 PM

Also his IMAGE IS GONNEEEE

LAWL

I probably still have it I just need to find it

4:15 PM

FUCKING FOUND IT

4:15 PM

Tul!avatar "Johnny Test and Megalovania"

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what was johnny test's original rival

Tul!brackets "Johnny Test and Megalovania" JTM: text-

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demeter!!

what was johnny test's original rival

Peter Griffin

ok i thought so but i didn't wholly remember so i was just winging it

4:17 PM

This takes me back...

4:17 PM

OH RIGHT I WAS KARKAT

DreamilyDrifting

Click to see attachment 🖼️

i love this because it means peter has always been tyler's stand

4:17 PM

and therefore his stand has a stand

STANDCEPTION

Barua.

4:18 PM

We meet again.

You're testing my patience.

Testicle.

Johnny Test gets a -2 on SPEED from the disgust of the pun.

Tyler Barua gets a -999 on TESTITUDE.

Tch.

4:20 PM

Let's tango.

4:20 PM

Tyler sends Peter in with a quintuple attack.

@DreamilyDrifting

TESTER BLESTERS: 1d300 (241) Total: 241

4:21 PM

@demeter!!

quintuple attack: 5d60 (32, 58, 59, 2, 24) Total: 175

Johnny takes the hits, firing several tester blesters ™ at Tyler.

He dodges flawlessly.

This is pointless. You know of my true power. This is but a game for me. A play of roles.

@DreamilyDrifting

KILLYOU NODODGE: 1d9999 (7582) Total: 7582

4:24 PM

@demeter!!

dodge: 1d9999 (7063) + 1 Total: 7064

HAHAHAHA

Tyler takes only around 500 damage. His health bar fills back up soon enough.

ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 12/14/2022 4:49 PM

alright yeah okay, can it you morons

You summon your stand, BLACK HOLE SON: KICKS.

its a matter of time before this gets uglier than all of your moms combined

Oh, we're playing the Black Hole Son game?

Tyler summons THE GOD OF STORMS AND BLACK HOLES, THE MAN OF THE HOUR, hades

.

You summon MACHINE GIRL. A small sailboat spotting a black flag appears, floating, behind you.

excruciating deth

gaze upon the black whole

Everyone run she's about to self-actualize

I am one and I am none. Naught in itself is a single all consuming truth.

5:47 PM

gaze upon my lack underlying the light and opposing the false zeroes

and how old are you again?

major celestial masses distort time, the question is moot

5:48 PM

nothing. nada. zilch. useless

> Tyler summons THE GOD OF STORMS AND BLACK HOLES, THE MAN OF THE HOUR, :hades:.

@demeter!! - jump oh fun summon the voices in your head yeah yeah

before I continue, I will explain the four wholes

oh fun summon the voices in your head yeah yeah

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump No that's the Voice

5:50 PM

@Chaya Akhter

Ha ha ha.

5:51 PM

Do you not all know?

//why does a Johnny test tupper exist (edited)

Hell.

5:52 PM

HELL IS REAL.

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 999d9999999 (5211441, 2067804, 2884020, 6031942, 4722578, 4910340, 137872, 1005292, 1838... Total: 5014455577

Everyone is incinerated!

Nah.

Yuh huh

5:53 PM

YUH HUH

Nuh uh

YUH HUH

Nuh uh

There’s nothing to burn!

5:53 PM

The sun, the white whole. It scatters light across the cosmos. The most known of the quarernity. The shade, the black whole. It spreads darkness everywhere the sun fails to spread light. The all encompassing member. The pit, the black hole. It consumes all that the white whole creates. The all consuming member. The expelled, the green whole. What breaks free from the pit and destroys it. The member that completes the cycle started by the sun and the pit.

Wow can you shut the fuck up that is so boring and gay

I am an equal to black whole of the world as a unifying nothing. I lie outside the cycle

Dude what the fuck is your problem

I am without issue.

Wow can you shut the fuck up that is so boring and gay

@Johnny Test and Megalovania (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump you a bitch

Does your reflection look back at you? Or does it look past you?

@ectoMycologist

Result: 1d20000 (10134) Total: 10134

shut your bitch mouth up

Does your reflection look back at you? Or does it look past you?

@Johnny Test and Megalovania (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump This made me shit myself

Johnny Test implodes!

Nuh uh

yuh huh

Nuh uh

yuh huh

oops, I forgot to limit my word count

6:37 PM

pretend all of those sentences had eight words

Everyone run she's about to self-actualize

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh fun summon the voices in your head yeah yeah

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump YOU SON OF A BITCH CMERE

AAAA

The voice obliterates Flint with barely three of his fingers.

did you just

6:39 PM

kill my brother.

The sun, the white whole. It scatters light across the cosmos. The most known of the quarernity. The shade, the black whole. It spreads darkness everywhere the sun fails to spread light. The all encompassing member. The pit, the black hole. It consumes all that the white whole creates. The all consuming member. The expelled, the green whole. What breaks free from the pit and destroys it. The member that completes the cycle started by the sun and the pit.

@Cece Vaughan (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

kill my brother.

@002 (@demeter!!) - jump YES.

002 summons his alternate timeline counterpart, THE GOD OF SACRIFICE.

Hey babygirl

I'm a child, please abstain from saying that

Not you idiot

6:41 PM

The Voice ❤️

whew whew whew, whew whew whew, whew whew

you throw your computer

6:41 PM

FUCKING HATE ULTRAKILL GRAAAAAAAAAAH

The Voice ❤️

@Hemo (@demeter!!) - jump WHAT ABOUT IT

Hey Matt, wanna be my best man?

Seems like Matt is not here! Wow

Oh what a shame

Al Schaffer

Hey Matt, wanna be my best man?

this is so sad

Hey Clarice, wanna be my best man?

YOU WHORE

6:48 PM

I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS

No, thank you.

Pluto chainsaws a Pluto-shaped hole in the wall and runs away.

Oh Pl-

6:49 PM

Oh okay

I'll be your best man, Alexander.

Who are you?

Does not matter.

6:50 PM

Who are you marrying anyway?

That lady over there!

6:50 PM

You point to Maria, who is emanating dark energy.

WHOA MAMA!!!

6:51 PM

OUT OF THE WAY ANNE I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON SOMEONE NEW

Phoebe I don't think that she's available

what's happening help what is happening someone help

OUT OF THE WAY ANNE I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON SOMEONE NEW

@Phoebe Atlas (@demeter!!) - jump She is.

6:52 PM

Do it.\

indeed. i'm not.

6:52 PM

i'm engaged. with much love. for no personal reasons. whatsoever.

6:52 PM

You wink three times.

indeed. i'm not.

@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump hey girl you wanna change that

HHEEHEHEHEHEH

no. thank you.

6:52 PM

You wink two times.

Yes. All according to the japanese word for plan.

blink twice if you’re being held captive

al is the one being held captive

Maria Silvana

You wink two times.

snaps is the name of the game

hey al buddy blink twice if you need help

You take off your shades and stare at 002 profusely, without blinking at all.

You put your fingers on both of Al's eyes.

THE F

He blinked! Two times!

RESCUE MISSION

Flint shoots Al twenty-seven times in the chest.

6:56 PM

wait wrong one

Ouch!

6:56 PM

Ouch!

Al says Ouch 25 other times.

NO NO THIS IS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN!!

stop trying to get my sauce kid who tf even are you

oh shit it's pre-transition matthew

If it makes you feel any better, Matthew, I always supported you with Al.

sad we aren't doing the stand battle anymore.

Can you please respect the death of a dear friend?

oh shit it's pre-transition matthew

@002 (@demeter!!) - jump what does that mean

7:01 PM

Who is matthew

Guys, I've finally stopped hearing the voices!

That's great, Clarice.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

hey klara

hi Hailey

K-what

YEAH FUCKING AWESOME NOW GIVE THEA CHARS CORPSE ALREADY

you can hear them too?

Who are these people!!! I just know my sister!!

cope

kys

7:17 PM

(kill your sister)

BBEEP B00P HI HAILEY

She already did

god fucking damn it i cannot believe i was not the first person to unleash the damn miles. i am going to go kiss my three boyfriends so i will be not as mad

and YES, they smoke weed

no they don't.

i read this and the bcs theme immediately started playing

Still fucking proud of connecting the miles to rage

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

I gotta admit it guys. This really was a Til' Death Reanimated (edited)

Heh... Katie...

Tyler coughs up blood.

Maybe the real treasure... Was the Til Death Reanimated we made along the way...

After all my studies, I have finally realized that the meteor is unimportant. All that matters is friendship, because we are the Til' Death Reanimated and we'll take you down!

There's so many vampires and zombies! People keep getting Til Death Reanimated!

You won reddit for today. Take my gold.

^she would NEVER say this.

It was you! You were the Til’ Death Reanimated all along!

Killing myself in front of all of you

woah... NOT cool bro

killing all of you

What the fuck is happening

I wouldn't know. I'm dead.

Eat my pants Charlie

5:04 PM

God forbid women do ANYTHING

You killed me.

I just girlbossed a little.

You killed me.

Didn't ask.

oh hi Charlotte you’re dead too???

What is this, a crossover episode?

YO WHAT THe HeLL

Who are any of you people

anybody want a phucking beesechurger

h in times new Roman

ME!

5:14 PM

ME ME ME I WANT A BEESECHURGER!

well that's too bad. i got dothogs, though.

god fucking

5:18 PM

Okay, I'll have the dothogs or whatever.

well, that's a shame. i just checked and it looks like i'm fresh out.

I haven't eaten a hot dog in fucking years

5:20 PM

that's right. I say words I would never think

OH MY GOD SHUT UP IM TRYING TO JERK OFF TO BLACKED.COM.

I havent jerked o

ill jerk y0u 0ff~ <3

not actually possible

kill y0urself.

Jerk off is such an ugly word.

not to be that guy but

5:22 PM

dead already

fine al, ill wank him 0ff, spurt the h0se

This sex is Pissing me off... I'm the original Starwalker

Eyy!!

roscoe he could have that sans undertale treatment

5:22 PM

the fandom thinks sans has a big blue p

DON'T SAY IT

I'M THIRTEEN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THIS WITH ME NEARBY

none of us has the sans undertale treatment

I'm scared where am I

yeah. a big blue puffy jacket.

she screams into plutos ears deafening her

DON'T CARE

If I had ears I would be upset rn

Pluto regains her hearing.

Pluto

Pluto regains her hearing.

INCREDIBLY SKILLED

Say guys, you think sex is epic or lame?

LAME

5:24 PM

RANKED SEX IS EPIC

(guys im at skyzone!!)

5:24 PM

... ranked sex?

yes. ranked sex.

you want me to show you?

I AM THIRTEEN YEARS OLD

How to do the batarang with your ballsack

I'll kill you with my bare hands

holy shit two hot chicks what do i do

Pluto help me kill the goth lady

holy shit two hot chicks what do i do

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Jump off a cliff

Pluto help me kill the goth lady

@Clarice B. (@potatoisgood) - jump Okay!

Hey, goth lady!

5:26 PM

Your days are counted.

don't care.

quick. all hot women scatter. they can't get us all

Jump off a cliff

@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump https://tenor.com/view/booty-sexy-black-man-black-man-twerk-twerking-gif-15000093

dayum

Dear god that booty is bootying. Forgive me, sir. I didn't know.

dayum

I think I am going to go home

I'm scared

Pluto, Sophia, we should all go to IHOP

can i go with

Can I go too

YIPPEE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS IHOP

The interdimensional hole of pancakes. (edited)

sees penny and flint happy

5:29 PM

The interdimensional house of pancakes.

@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump FROM THE GOOD PLACE?

it is actually the intrauniversal house of pancakes

YIPPEE!

weve been in the hit tv show the good place the whole time this is old news

I'm so glad for you, Clarice.

Eva Flanders

Click to see attachment 🖼️

this is going to happen. I know it

INTRAUNIVERSAL HOUSE OF PLUTOOOOOO

I'm so happy for you Pluto that's great

Wicked Wain of the West

this is going to happen. I know it

kinda. lol. :3

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

kinda. lol. :3

I KNEW IT

At the end of the day, I think I learned my lesson.

5:35 PM

I still don't know what ranked sex is.

want me to teach you?

Eh ok

And it was at this moment that our friend Alexander Schaffer fucked up.

Pluto shoots Maria in the head 27 timss

want me to teach you?

@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump DONT DO 1T HER PUSSY STANK !!

Maria's head is covered in metal plates!

I AM THIRTEEN QUIT BEING LIKE THIS

how about you quit the room instead

im 60

5:39 PM

:]c

That's is quite interesting and certainly tubular, Clyde.

I AM THIRTEEN QUIT BEING LIKE THIS

@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump Disgusting...

Lucile kicks Pluto into the sun.

Pluto dodges

International house of pancakes crew let us go

Lucile anti-dodges. The kick lands.

Cece revs the motorcycle, sporting 4 side-cars.

YIPPEE!!!

DONT DO 1T HER PUSSY STANK !!

@Keysei Kakzash (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump proof?

> Lucile anti-dodges. The kick lands.

@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump > Pluto chainsaws off Lucile's leg

proof?

@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump You're goth.

proof?

@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump 1 CAN SMELL 1T FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!

She does a backflip onto the motorcycle and pushes Cece into one of the sidecars.

1 CAN SMELL 1T FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!

@Keysei Kakzash (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Why you smelling it

> Pluto chainsaws off Lucile's leg

@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump

Idioooot... Leg spell

5:41 PM

Leggus regrouia.

Leg spell is quite an advanced spell.

Why you smelling it

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump omg h1 tyler want to pract1ce k1ss1ng

Leg spell is quite an advanced spell.

@Rod Serling (@potatoisgood) - jump Can we fuck

omg h1 tyler want to pract1ce k1ss1ng

@Keysei Kakzash (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump N... No...?

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 12/16/2022 5:42 PM

Who are you?

personal experience. Goth bitches smell like nickels

a cute g1rl

5:42 PM

:3

Okay cool I'm into men

hii

Can we fuck

@Freddy Fazbear (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Hello Freddy Fazbear from the hit series Five Nights At Freddy's.

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d12012039485430 (10398810878302) Total: 10398810878302

hii

@Elias Abott (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump Heyyyy....

Okay cool I'm into men

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump Hey...

5:42 PM

FUCK!

you turn tyler into dust

Tyler dodges

JK I don't date rich dudes

keysei literally a femcel...

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d20 (1) Total: 1

ONE

you cum

golly

you walk out sad

Wait what the fuck is going on?

5:43 PM

Why is this world... Like this?

5:43 PM

Hold on. Are any of you real?

I'm real

Oh dear god do NOT get self aware right now.

... I just wanted to know what was ranked sex...

well.

5:43 PM

this is a dream, but I remember my dreams so

Like, seriously, do NOT. Stop becoming self aware.

Why is Freddy Fazbear here?

I will rememebr this all happening in the real world

Is that the Twilight Zone guy?

Nope.

Okay, show's over folks. We really fucked this one up.

5:44 PM

Someone get the tranq please?

wait aww i was having fun

5:44 PM

okay fine

oh is that the Katie you talk about sometimes Ty-Ty

Flint loads the tranquilizer gun.

oh is that the Katie you talk about sometimes Ty-Ty

@Elias Abott (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump (You can stop acting the jigs up)

no acting here

oh is that the Katie you talk about sometimes Ty-Ty

@Elias Abott (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump If you EVER call me that again I swear to god I will--

you run up to tyler

I will crush you with my bare hands Elias Abott

Oh boy. Get another tranq.

If you EVER call me that again I swear to god I will--

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump go on

Tyler is hit in the neck with a tranquilizer.

you run away

Tyler's unconscious body dodges Ufallo. Too skilled.

if I go unconscious in a dream do I wake up?

KILL YO

CAN ANYONE JUST TELL ME WHAT'S RANKED SEX?!

this is a welcome distraction from my sister being dead

ask your mom Al.

5:46 PM

she's the best there is

I HAVEN'T SEEN MY MOM IN YEARS!

A tranquilizer dart falls from the sky, piercing Elias through the top of his skull!

1 can be your mommy al~

1

No...

K1LL YOURSELF

5:47 PM

D1E

this is a welcome distraction from my sister being dead

@002 (@demeter!!) - jump God, Jannie. You don't need to keep up the method acting bullcrap. The show. Is OVER. For now, at least.

PLEASE

Elias gets sent into a coma.

can i be your mommy xande

who the fuck is jannie

Okay I fucking had it for today

5:47 PM

You jump off the nearest cliff

scout tf2 sucks i main demoknight

I main Medic.

of course you do

What's that supposed to mean, miss.

elias is awake rn and isnt allowed entry here until he goes back to sleep

5:58 PM

but he mains medic

youre literally a nurse

5:58 PM

like yeah i got demoknight for the shield haha funny at least i got the balls to admit its trite

he can also play sniper though

I have a challenge.

6:07 PM

If anyone can decipher what I'll say, I'll do anything the winner wants me to!

6:07 PM

(You're Not Allowed To Participate Maria)

6:07 PM

Ok here goes

6:09 PM

Ela PARTIUUUUUU PARTIUUUUU e nunca mais VOLTOUUUU Ela SUMIUUUUU, SUMIUUUUU e nunca mais VOLTOUUUU

what the actual fucking happened here

skeletron prime

6:18 PM

ha thats like

6:18 PM

skeletron like

6:19 PM

like

6:19 PM

skeleton

But prime

whats prime

I dunno

6:25 PM

Sometimes I just say things

aint it a math thing

I hate Fortnite.

who wanna help me skin infant babies

Could you imagine a world where the only game is Fortnite? A world where all forms of game-fied entertainment ceases to exist, only to be replaced with Fortnite.

7:09 PM

How and why, I won't be able to answer but where? Well, nowhere else other than...

7:10 PM

The Twilight Zone.

turi ip ip ip

wenomechainsama

napoli juve aperol

11:30 AM

napoli juve aperol

Tony Hawk? More like, Tony Fuck you

I've come to make an announcement; Tony Hawk is a bitch-ass motherfucker-

Weird question, but...

4:41 PM

Is it normal for goth people to bite someone's neck when they have sex?

4:41 PM

Like, this is a totally non specific question and I'm not talking about an actual situation that happened or referring to a specific goth person

4:41 PM

I'm just curious!!!

One hundred percent. Speaking from experience.

Oh okay that's great!

6:27 PM

Will I turn into a goth person if one of them bites me or is that just a vampire thing?

Yes. It's terminal.

Aww.

Hey Clarice, sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff

i'm stuff

OMG!!! MARIA NOOO!!

Haha Alexander you have been corrupted by the sin of lust and now I see you as nothing other than another mindless drone of unholy pleasure

clarice HATES sex like a real mf

Like, this is a totally non specific question and I'm not talking about an actual situation that happened or referring to a specific goth person

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump what the FUCK did you two do

Haha Alexander you have been corrupted by the sin of lust and now I see you as nothing other than another mindless drone of unholy pleasure

@Clarice B. (@potatoisgood) - jump

so true.

what the FUCK did you two do

@Matthew R-C. Arcangel (@hades) - jump Pssssh, I didn't do anything...

9:01 PM

You partially cover your neck with your hand.

Matthew proceeds to drown Al.

yippee

rp over etc etc

Credits roll. At the end, a white text appears in a black void written in Comic Sans, saying "AL WILL RETURN IN AL AND MARIA'S ADVENTURES IN SEX 2."

1

Al and Maria's Adventures in Sex 2 begins.

(edited)

You walk in the room, bound to a wheelchair.

Oh? What happened to you, Alexander?

Uh

he fell. from the stairs.

1

What stairs?

stairs. not any stair in specific.

Al is mine Maria

YO

WUT DA HELLLLL

NEW CHALLENGER

takes out a 12 gauge shotgun and blows marias brains out

HOOOOLY SHIT

it's too late... his virginity has already been stolen...

10:14 AM

matt:

what ew I just wanted to show him gob

10:14 AM

slut

oh i'm the slut now

has never had sex in her life

Can't we all just be friends, folks?

no

Okay

I wanna be friends!

WALLY GO FUCKING KILL THE OGRE YOU BUCKTEETH HAVIN LOSER

do you do skateboard trix

I usually do

10:17 AM

Right now I can't because I'm in a wheelchair after I fell down The Stair

why am I in both universes

You'll get used to it

Right now I can't because I'm in a wheelchair after I fell down The Stair

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump LIAR

it's a lie, indeed

10:22 AM

i was the one who fell

10:22 AM

as to where i fell...

10:22 AM

it's interpretative.

Wait you fell somewhere?

why am I in both universes

@Maud Vicarion (@aloe bama) - jump don’t know, you get used to it

Wait you fell somewhere?

@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump i FELL IN YOUR DICK ALEXANDRE

10:24 AM

THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE MAN

Ohh

Matthew dies.

NOOO

10:27 AM

You quickly bury Matthew and make an improvised ceremony.

10:27 AM

RIP, bro...

i FELL IN YOUR DICK ALEXANDRE

@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump

Credits roll. At the end, a scene begins, displaying Clarice alchemizing a huge fucking sniper rifle blessed with holy water.

Take care, goth girl. Or don't. Because. I'm going to kill you. And Alexander maybe

CLARICE WILL RETURN IN AL AND MARIA'S ADVENTURES IN SEX 3: THE SEX-ENING.

AAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!!!

matthew explodes in the next movie

Despite the promise of info, I was unable to determine what, if anything, a "butt onion" is supposed to be.

WOO! 2023!! THE YEAR OF THE SKATEBOARDER!!!

Due to unforeseen circumstances, AL AND MARIA'S ADVENTURES IN SEX 3: THE SEX-ENING needed to be delayed. However, to make up for it, we are glad to announce there will be two more sequels after this one! Both of them will feature an incredibly and uncomfortably long sex scene

Fuck You